When I walked into your house and lit a match everyone including the roaches started singing, "Clap Your Hands And Stomp Your Feet - Praise The Lord Cause We Got Some Heat".
When I came into your house and asked to use your washroom, you handed me a dirty shovel and pointed me toward the back door.
When I walked into your house and asked to use your bathroom you pointed to the floor and said fourth bottle on the left is for pissing and the third bottle is for shitting.
When I went to your house to eat breakfast you gave me a little bowl of cereal and a fork. "Why Did You Give Me A Fork," I said. "Because, It Saves Milk," You replied.
When I went to visit you, I saw you kicking a trashcan down the street so I asked, "What Are You Doing?" You said, "I'm Moving, It's Too Noisy Over There"